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My Son The Soldier. From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (39 minutes old)

My Son the Soldier How great a man he must be To be joined in the fight to set another part of the world free. My Son the Soldier So very proud of you we are To all of us who love you, yo… more

Sex Is Best Cure for Lack of Sex! From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (1 hour old)

Edinburgh-Scotland: Researchers at Edinburgh University following an exhaustive five year study by an international field of noted researchers and scientists, confirmed today that the pure act of se… more

WMD Dicovered in Tehran! From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (9 hours old)

Tehran: 11/11/09:07:10 Middle-Eastern time. A camel laden with battery powered hammer drills, fire extinguishers and electric chainsaws was impounded by US Officials as it tried to board a ship head… more

Leading Politician Eats Kids! SHOCK. From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (22 hours old)

An explosive DSS investigation has discovered no evidence to contradict claims that Speaker of the House John Bercow eats plump young children. The investigation follows Bercow’s headline-grabbin… more

Life Isn't Always Funny Is It? From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (1 day old)

For a Friend. Life isn't always funny is it My emotions are bottled up inside me No one can feel, no one can see No one can comprehend How I feel, who I am How much I'm hurting, crying out f… more

Phone Sex-Error! From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (1 day old)

Terry Thomas, an unemployed milkman from Tonbridge, Kent, who dialled a Phone Sex line by mistake while attempting to call the Samaritans suicide helpline, made headlines today after his attempt to … more

Why Elderly Ladies Smell of Wee. From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (1 day old)

A two year study conducted by Scientists in Denmark has discovered the reason why many elderly women smell of urine. The men behind the medical breakthrough, Dr. H.Grettel and his colleague Prof… more

I’L Shave My Pussy Shock! From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (1 day old)

Caernarfon in Gwynedd North Wales: A drunken prank went too far last night when cat owner Ruby Merrell, sick of her boyfriends pestering decided to shave her pussy, right their and then in front of … more

Clinical Depression and Pain From tel1342 ^Pro in Back Troubles (1 day old)

Clinical Depression and Back Pain Depression is by far the most common emotion associated with chronic back pain. The type of depression that often accompanies chronic pain is referred to as majo… more

Is Barack Obama up to the job? From Dexter in Whatgetsmygoat (1 day old)

If you are over 35,you may recall that there was once a US President called Jimmy Carter. He was a former Governor from Georgia who defeated Gerald Ford in 1976. Jimmy Carter's appeal was that he was … more

Germany Celebrates Reunification! From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (2 days old)

Chancellor Angela Merkel — reunited Germany's first leader to grow up in the communist east started the day with President Horst Koehler and other leaders at a prayer service at a former East Berlin… more

"I Did it For the 77 Virgins" From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (2 days old)

BBC London UK- In an extremely rare interview to be shown later this week on BBC2, Cat Stevens now known as Yusuf Islam, talked frankly about his past, his present, his future and his faith. Duri… more

I'm Inside The Queen! From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (3 days old)

A Liverpool man who claims he has been "inside the Queen" has been speaking exclusively to The Dead Synapses Society. Harry Whatt, of Walton Road, Liverpool explained that he has been a blood do… more

Lounge Lizard From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (3 days old)

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The first acorn of common sense From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (3 days old)

UK councils please take note. FRANKFORT, Ky. A spokeswoman for Kentucky Gov. Steve Beshear says he's calling the tree on the Capitol's front lawn a "Christmas" tree this holiday season. A… more

Groan of the night From prydwen in Grin and bear it (3 days old)

A man died today after becoming trapped under a large wicker basket containing a smoked ham, a jar of pickled onions, some cheddar, water biscuits and a bottle of champagne. Police said that their … more

Who needs therepy? From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (3 days old)

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Louis Walsh From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (3 days old)

When will this man get a reality check, smell the coffee and realise that he is either tone death, or the biggest bullshitter in the world.... Louis the louse should bow out of this competition at … more

Please Please Please From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (3 days old)

Will someone out there please put John and Edward out of their misery (and mine)....… more

More on Harman From Albert_Soviets in Curmudgeonly Communism (4 days old)

Not his best but Youtube didn't have much. … more

Chris Harman R.I.P. From Albert_Soviets in Curmudgeonly Communism (4 days old)

I was saddened to hear that SWP central committee member and Marxist theoretician Chris Harman died on Friday night. His book How Marxism Works was my introduction to Marxism at the age of 15. My admi… more

Guess the odd one out: From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (4 days old)

Lord Stevenson, former chairman, HBOS Bank Andy Hornby, former CEO, HBOS Bank Sir Fred Goodwin, former CEO, RBS Bank Sir Tom McKillup, former chairman, RBS Bank John McFall MP, chairman, Treasury … more

The problem with e-bay From prydwen in Grin and bear it (4 days old)

It’s really difficult to find what you want on eBay. I was searching for cigarette lighters and it found over 15,000 matches.… more

Saturday Meme From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (4 days old)

1. With Friday the 13th on the horizon, do you have any superstitions? I will not walk under ladders and hate seeing a single magpie. 2. Have you any phobias? Still have a fear of heights. 3. … more

Quote of the night From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (4 days old)

If you got to swim in shit, keep your chin up.… more

Instant Viagra From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (4 days old)

'Viagra' is now available in powder form for your tea. It doesn't enhance your sexual performance but it does stop your biscuit going soft.. … more

Siamese Twin Sisters To Split! From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (5 days old)

In what has turned out to be quite a shocking story, Siamese twin sisters Alecia and Gabrio Chinzano are to split up over an apparent illicit affair. Alecia Chinzano had been seeing boyfriend, To… more

Flying Pig Spotted Over Scarborough! From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (5 days old)

Approximately 200 people spotted a flying pig over Scarborough yesterday. The event occurred at around 13:30hrs and said pig continued to soar about for approximately thirty minutes, much to the ama… more

Teenager Seen Using Public Phone! From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (5 days old)

Embarrassed- fifteen-year-old, Katie Price, was spotted making a call from a public phone booth yesterday evening. "Look my mobile just freaked out on me, honest it did!" she pleaded to passers-… more

Albert Soviets and the Immigration debate. From Albert_Soviets in Curmudgeonly Communism (5 days old)

My initial thoughts on this video And the comments. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSJcgDH06wE First things first. It's 10.30pm (at the time of writing). I get up at 5am, leave the hous… more